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Ticketeer

Someone who is in a phone support job that cannot answer tickets or emails correctly. They generally give wrong information to get through it as quickly as possible and are hated by other employees that fix their mistakes.
-ex. That stupid ticketeer stole all my emails before I could answer them.
-ex. 3 ticketeers asked a customer if they were connected to the internet, as they were emailing them!
-ex. The ticketeer answered one call all day.
-ex. Ticketeers have a habit of changing the subject so the customer forgets about their problem.
by skoo skaa skoo September 7, 2013
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walking lottery ticket

A cop, or anyone who thinks they’re allowed to violate your rights doing something not allowed in their power. So you take them to court, easily win the case, and receive a large sum of money.
The cop that tried to arrest me without committing a crime is a walking lottery ticket. I’ll win in court rather easily.
by I know write five December 11, 2024
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My ticket hit

I put in a 10 leg parlay and my ticket hit!
by Young_Fly_GQ November 6, 2025
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Turtle Ticket

A ticket given to you when you are driving too slow.
If you drive underneath 20 miles per hour, you will get a turtle ticket. This is a highway.
by i8toast April 11, 2013
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Exit Ticket

THE WORST FUCKING ASSIGNMENT A TEACHER COULD GIVE YOU JUST SO YOU CAN LEAVE HER DUMBASS CLASS.
"ok so before you leave, let me give you an exit ticket that is the hardest question known to man."
by requiemsrequiem August 15, 2023
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nudes ticket

a person can send this to any gender and ask for as many nude pics as they want and can describe what kind of photos in detail using words or photots

this ticket can be used up to 5 times
person 1 sends nudes ticket
person 2 sends some nudes
person 1 explains what kind he wants
person 2 sends wanted photos
by jackalob May 29, 2020
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ticket vu

The feeling that you have already sat in the same seat at a concert or event.
"I'm feeling ticket vu, Are you sure we haven't sat in these seats before?
by TheGeek11 December 22, 2009
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