Thanksgiving

The holiday every American forgets about when thinking it's too close to Christmas to think about anything else.

Person 1: Hey dude what holiday is in November?
Person 2: I think it's Christmas.
Person 1: But that's in December, I think it's about being thankful like Thanksgiving!
Person 2: Nah, Christmas is just so special that it takes up two months!

by Potatoestoot November 10, 2019

junky thanksgiving

When a news channel buys you a sit down dinner, then films you shooting up in the bathroom for a news story

I'm used to taking money from strangers, but when they want to have dinner with me and put me on the t.v. that's junky Thanksgiving

by Okthanksbye May 8, 2018

Ok thanks bye (OTB)

When you need to abruptly end a conversation and have simply had enough contact with other humans. It can be used to end a conversation at any point, and is especially useful if the person is repeating themselves.

John: so yeah Sandra was like totally into me and I was..
Me: ok thanks bye (OTB) (hangs up, gets up and leaves)
John:….totally into her.. hey Steve are you there / where are you going

by GoldCrack May 17, 2022

Shit’s your thanks

Shit’s your thanks means when you do something for someone and they don’t say thank you shit is their thanks

“I cleaned the dishes”
“Ok”
“Well shit’s your thanks”

by Iwa b July 4, 2020

thanksgiving

the day given to the 4th Thursday in November fixed by the National Holiday Act in the late 19th century to commemorate the first settlers having survived the beginnings of their time in the new world and their superiority of the Native Peoples because if it ain't white, it ain't right. Even though the Native Peoples saved them from certain starvation.

Best time to think Native People are inferior as a Thanksgiving message.

by Old Wolf November 26, 2011

Thanksgiving

A celebratory holiday in the USA that no one else outside the USA quite understands.

British Person: "So Thanksgiving is basically just another Christmas? Do you get presents?"

Irish Person: "What sort of holiday takes place on a Thursday?"

Australian person: What? You eat marshmallows at the same time as turkey?

Chinese person: Is this gigantic Snoopy balloon some sort of Thanksgiving spirit animal?

by John Superman November 29, 2013

Arabian Thanksgiving

On or around Thanksgiving day you ejactulate into a large turkey baster and shove it into a female's vagina and squirt it inside and get her pregnant.

Jesus wasn't really conceived from God, Joeseph just did an Arabian Thanksgiving on Mary while she slept.

by SpareSaosinner December 26, 2011