Tenessee Wet Nurse

alcoholic drink comprising of Bourbon and Milk, only suitable in the event of a lack of coke/pepsi for a regular bourbon & cola

i ran out of coke for my bourbon, so i made a Tenessee Wet Nurse instead, damn that shit was so good

by cobymorvfail July 26, 2010

Tennessee Catwalkin'

Tennessee Catwalkin' is when a guy is hooking up with a girl and she doesn't match or exceed the degree of pleasure that he is providing her.

Guy munches box, girl gives nothing in return which means that the guy went on a Tennessee Catwalk, or Tennessee Catwalkin'

Not as extreme example, guy munches box and only gets a handjob in return.

by The Tennessee Catwalker March 30, 2010

Tennessee Rat Tail

A Tennessee Rat Tail is when a man or woman takes a shit and takes the fecal matter and rolls it into a long stringy turd, and freezes it for strength. The shitter will then take their creation and insert it into their partners rectum, vagina, mouth, etc.

Dad: That's a nice Play-Doh Tennessee Rat Tail you made there. Your mother loves those.

Son: But it's a snake

Dad:Of course it is Richie...of course it is...

by winkyface9 January 1, 2012

Tennessee Truck Driver

An act of alternative sexual intercourse where the female in the situation perches herself spread eagle above the males head where the male dressed in a silver thong, a cowboy hat, leather vest, and snakeskin boots furiously fists the female as she shits upon his hat.

tennessee truck driver

by Augustine Marsalles August 29, 2012

Tennessee choo-choo train

fisting a man or woman above your head with both hands, rapidly inserting one fist and removing it before inserting the other

I gave Stephanie a ride on the Tennessee choo-choo train last night.

by the nightman cometh September 25, 2013

tennessee washup

Tennessee washup is a girl who is a mix of stupid and sleazy. Nobody likes her, and those who do are just as stupid as her. She doesnt have to be from Tennessee to merit this name.

Girls who are Tennessee Washups are usually really thin and think the world revolves around them and usually do stupid things or make ignorant claims to make themselves look funny, smart, or cute when all it gets her is negative attention like grimaces and cringes.

Girl 1: Oh god, did you see Madi yesterday?
Girl 2: Totally, she is such a Tennessee Washup.

by Era Sullivan November 29, 2013

Tennessee Moonlight

The activity of a redneck male inserting a glow stick into his urethra, then fucking his relative in the ass. When he finishes, the glow stick will now be glowing out of her/his asshole.

Hick 1: "Hey Cleetus did ya hear that Billy made a Tennessee Moonlight with his sister?"
Hick 2: "That had to light up the entire rodeo!"

by BestMemesNAxp November 8, 2015