by JJDUBS34 November 18, 2019

When you really have to poop but all the toilet seats in the bathroom are appalling. So you float your behind over the toilet seat never touching the soiled porcelain.
"last time I went to that Mexican restraunt the bathroom was so bad that if I have to go next time I'll definitely be flying the tank"
by BrendonandChandler June 18, 2016

"I bent down to pick something up and got a wiff of Jamie - SOOO DANK!...You know the funk of the penguin tank in the aviary? Thats was it. I almost cried."
by NotHereSomeone January 7, 2010

by Donny DD February 5, 2021

"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."
"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
by Leukocyte December 20, 2008

by demodays June 7, 2020

by jo-bot April 15, 2009
