TOSed

TOS means "Terms of Service". When users get too rowdy
some people report them to their Internet Service Provider
(a.k.a. ISP) or hosting service and if the user gets their account canceled,
people say they were TOSed.

"Because of his post he got TOSed off LiveJournal"

by zerodevide August 21, 2003

TOSed

Internet slang, meaning kicked off of a website for violating its Terms of Service.

He was TOSed off of Livejournal after getting his third DMCA notice.

by zuffix August 6, 2007

Toss your chicken under a blanket

To perform irreparable damage on one's own reputation through foolish actions and/or behavior.

"Who did Clark bring back to his room?"

"I think that gross chick with the red and purple hair"

"Might as well toss your chicken under a blanket!"

"Right?!"

by ChiefFireball July 29, 2014

Chilicothe Marble Toss

Named after Chilicothe, Ohio. Which is known for its Smell of Shit in the Air.

A Chilicothe Marble Toss is when a Girl Places a Mans Testacles in her own Rectum then Proceeds to Poop Them Out.

Man, That Chick was a Freak, She even gave me a Killer Chilicothe Marble Toss.

by Captain Geech August 4, 2009

tossed salad

The act of licking a partners anus and it's surrounding areas. The term draws a parallel to tossing a regular vegetable salad, where all the comtents of the slad are mixed around with salad tongs. In the sexual variety, the reciever of the "tossing" has all the contents of the anus (hairs, lint, dingleberries) mixed around by the partners tongue, which provides moisture (dressing)and essentially serves as human tongs.

My girl loves having a tossed salad before getting poked.

by UrbanDom May 19, 2006

Toss Salad

Toss salad is a sexual act in which one person licks the other's ass hole for sexual arousal. A toss salad king or Mr Toss Salad is someone who brags about being a master at or who prefers to toss salad.

Robert Dean Burton of Medford, OR says he is the master of toss salad.

by suckadafatto March 2, 2014

Daniel Tosh

Comedy Central's newest, in-your-face comedian, who gives you the only reason to watch the network since Dave Chappelle moved to Crazyville and disappointed us all. He offends people in every walk of life, and graduated from UCF in Whorlando, Florida. His show, tosh.0, is amazingly funny, although most women do not agree with this because women have no sense of humor and would rather "keep up" with the Kardasians or watch grown adults play high schoolers and/or vampires on tv. Daniel Tosh is rather sexy, but this probably would not be true if he wasn't the funniest man ever. Daniel Tosh does not know this, but we will someday be married and make unbelievably attractive, offensive offspring.

I would do dirty, dirty things to Daniel Tosh.

(female) Who's that?

He's the sexiest, funniest man ever you Twilight-loving faghag!

by ashevillesfinest September 14, 2010