Thomas

An extremely (like very) large man. If he was a fast food meal he would be supersized.

Dae’quavien: Ayo homie how did Tyrone die.

La’davien: Yuh homie Thomas sat on that nigga.

by Coolrobloxplayer69 January 2, 2019

Thomas Crew

A blond person with long hair, who loves listening to rock music.

Thomas Crew went to the rock concert

by John the great person May 3, 2017

Thomas the Turtle

A term commonly used to exemplify the fact that all Thomas-es slightly resemble turtles. Also, it is used to mock young, muscular men who enjoy eating sandwiches, wrestling, and refer to their father's by their first name.

Girl1: Woah..... that guy is such a Thomas the Turtle!!

Girl2: Wow... Tom sure looks like a turtle!!! Soo... that's why they call him Thomas the turtle!

by hge13 December 22, 2010

Thomas Tuchel

The best coach ever, who currently manages Chelsea and is their best coach since Jose. Plays a 3-4-2-1 which is pog.

Did you see the way Chelsea played against Tottenham? Shoulda scored more!
Yeah, its thanks o Thomas Tuchel.

by chelslegend February 19, 2021

Thomas Slebew

Thomas Slebew is pun name for Thomas Shelby from Netflix show Peaky Blinders.

"Who is he?"

"The ultimate sigma male, Thomas Slebew"

by m.u.g.e.n May 22, 2022

Thomas Sanders

A precious cinnamon roll that we must protect at ALL costs. I don't care if you die, as long as my gay disney prince lives. Of course, he shares a lot of his fame with his... sides. We love them just as much. Say hi to Virgil, Patton, Logan, Roman, Janus, Remus, and of course, Remy. Remy is chaotic and we're here for it. GIVE US MORE OF HIM THOMAS.

The one and only Thomas Sanders: Ok guys! We're coming out with a new Sanders Sides video, anyone have ideas?
Virgil: make a list of all the ways to die
Roman: Okayy...
One: dazzled by my stunning beauty
Two: Fainted because I was just too perfect and hit your head on a table
Three: Got distracted checking me out and ran into a chainsaw
Patton: Whoa there kiddos! Let's not go running into any chainsaws, alright? Virgil, get back here. I mean it. No. NO. GET AWAY FROM THAT.
Logan: Well, logically, there shouldn't be any chainsaws in the general vicinity of Thomas's house, there's simply no reason for one to be- OH HOLY CROFTERS VIRGIL GET AWAY FROM THE CHAINSAW
Remus: *cackling, running around with a massive chainsaw* FUCK Y'ALLLLLLL
Deceit: Remus you absolute goddamn idiot, get back here and give me that
Remy: ...
gonna
go
grab
some
coffee
...
BE BACK NEVER!
Thomas: *whispers* what is happening???

by sparrow system May 23, 2020

Thomas Woodhall

A thomas woodhall means to be a failure to mates. Too Come clubbing and not dance. Too have a life with only one commitment...the wife

A thomas woodhall is choosing the girls over the boys

by Clarance pencil face September 30, 2008