stick a tampon in it

when someone's being a whiny little bitch and they need to stfu

mainly aimed at guys

person : i can't believe this happened im going to die why does the worse stuff happen to the best people
you : stick a tampon in it, loser

by rangas r gross 69 November 20, 2018

used tampon

the penis of a cheating husband

"I just cheated on my wife. I'm a used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

moving tampon

Also known as a Toyota Celica specifically black 7th gens

Ladi Dadi drives a moving tampon

by J/K November 10, 2013

Fishy tampon

When girls are on their period in the ocean

We were at the beach Susan had a fishy tampon

by The French Whore April 21, 2016

Tampons

Term used to describe snobbish or stuck up people.

Let’s get outta here, we don’t need to be around these tampons.

Why’d you call them tampons?

Why? Because they’re both stuck up cunts.

by BigSexy68 July 8, 2021

Taiwan Tampon

The act of placing your penis in a bloodied vagina and after ejaculating, going for round two with the toilet.

Hey bro I just gave Trinity a Taiwan Tampon!

by Hardleftnipple September 14, 2017

Emotional Tampon

A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.

"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"

by Edwina rose February 17, 2024