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Sassy Squids

An internet meme along the lines of lolcats, but involving squid instead. Sassy Squids day is July 1st.
Tim: Have you heard of Sassy Squids?

John: Yeah! It's like the new lolcats!
by Mpak July 5, 2009
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Slippery Squid

Line up six violently aroused men with their legs spread out (while standing), and cover a girl in lard, or baby oil. The girls mission is to crawl between the mens legs backwards, and if she gets pregnant she loses.
The Slippery Squid is a game that promotes sex in a very graphical way, the sole purpose of The Slippery Squid is to ensure a female pregnancy so she can start a family.
by The Ass-sliging Fapper September 23, 2012
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squid bait

A girl that goes after or dates a man in the navy.
"Now you're just fuckin' squid bait!"
by lealea November 8, 2003
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bucket of squid

A slippery, tangled, smelly, complex problem that is difficult to even find a starting point to unravel.
These blasted tax laws are a real bucket of squid.
by Kraznodar May 2, 2008
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Squid Dog

The guy from Changed.

And by "the guy", i mean a boss that you fight in the game. Basically a mixture of a Squid and a Dog (duh).
I think his friend, if he even has one, is Tiger Shark.
Colin: Whats that in the water?
You: Wathc out itz the squid dog from the furry fetish gaem called Changed!!!11
Colin: Holy shit, Puro helpp!!!!
by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023
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ninja squid

A tiny half Asian girl. Most notable for her love of karaoke and jazz hands. Often mistaken for Mexican or Spanish ethnicity.
"I was at a karaoke bar last night, and got into a dance battle with a ninja squid. It was awesome."
by Mandtastic December 29, 2013
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