sticky johnson

to ride your push bike in tight lycra pants with inadequate airflow to the groin region.

Neil armstrong tour de france "boy I bet those boys have sticky johnson

by Matt groube March 16, 2009

Sticky Beard

The sticky mess left behind after your girl rides your face.

Damn, she tasted good but I got such a sticky beard

by dandfingman July 1, 2011

Sticky Dick

When you pull the condom off and the sperm is all over your dick.

"OOH SHIT I just got the sticky dick!"

by Mery ger February 24, 2018

sticky elephant

The post-coital act of ripping off your condom, inside-out of course, slapping your unsuspecting ladyfriend across the face with it and sticking it onto her nose. Making elephant sounds during said act is encouraged.

"So Im balls deep in this 300 pound homeless girls ass, right, and i decided right then and there it was time to give her the good 'ole sticky elephant and run.pppfffffffff"

by BigDaddyButton, The Rossmin January 25, 2008

Sticky Windmill

When a man ejaculates when the penis is not erect causing it to spin from the force of the ejaculation

Dam that sticky windmill really messed up my walls

by Krabby June 16, 2009

sticky goggles

(n.) ejaculating over the cornea and retina of one's (female's) eye. leaves a pink eye type crust

1. "Yo, I gave that bitch one mean pair of sticky goggles..."
"Oh, shit! My Eyes!"

2. "Yo, yo, check it. I gave that one cum dumpster of a bitch one mean pair of sticky goggles!" (Insert load on eyes)
"Oh, shit! My eyes!"

by Pinky's January 3, 2008

sticky carpet

The leftovers of a lonely night.

- Wanna chill?
- Sure but I got a sticky carpet
- Ew

by blastphemous January 23, 2011