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Pop a Smurf

“Ahh carol I’m about to pop a smurf

*nuts*
by AngelOfBroadway August 1, 2018
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academic smurfing

Academic smurfing encompasses a wide variety of situations, but they're all a tactic used by a GPA whore.
Common examples of academic smurfing:
A student fluent in a foreign language, such as French, retaking the whole language from the easiest class, in this case, French 1, so they can easily get As in their 4 years of taking that language.

A student who has qualified for AP Calculus BC, but instead choosing to take AP Statistics or AP Calculus AB, as they are perceived to be easier AP classes. This highly depends on the school curriculum and prerequisites. Some schools have students take Calc AB before taking Calc BC. See booster.

A student dropping an honors/AP class and swapping it for another AP/honors/regular class the moment they get less than an A- on the first test, so they could protect their GPA and increase their chances of ending up with an A. See GPA whore
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx May 19, 2021
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Pop a Smurf

To take an Adderall pill. Adderall is blue, hence the name "smurf".
I have a 20-page paper due tomorrow so I'm gonna pop a smurf to focus better and get it done on time.
by 1nsultTo1njury November 20, 2016
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Smurf dick

when she so tight it squeezes the blood from your cock causing it to go blue in color
That pedo had smurf dick from that kid
by Big Black Rape Crime June 25, 2017
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smurf sex

when you fuck 'til you're blue in the face
dude, we had smurf sex until 3am!
by baddoggy April 26, 2006
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papa smurf

Yo, whats cracking pap smurf.

ey papa smurf don't be hatin.

papa smurf always keeps hes pimp hand strong.
by Dum Dum knock you out February 16, 2009
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smurf turf

Every girl named Ashley has smurf turf.
by Joey Orgler 5 September 5, 2013
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