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flesh pony

When a female uses a male as nothing more than a human sex toy.
Damnit Erika, I am not just a flesh pony! I have thoughts and feelings too!
by Bekki Rawks December 9, 2014
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first pony

1. when you ride that dick for the first time
2. when small you rode that poor pony at the school fair
definition one
girl one. omg i dont think im a lesbian anymore
girl two. did you have your first pony?
girl one. yeah

definition two
mum. look hannah there's a pony over there, wanna ride it?
hannah. YES!!!!
mum. its gonna be you're first pony!
by cccasee April 25, 2019
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pony out

by mimosonamia February 15, 2014
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grease pony

A slur typically used against natural red haired individuals with long hair, typically male.
Person 1: I love Megadeth but it’s no wonder Metallica kicked Dave Mustaine out!

Person 2: Exactly! You can never trust a Grease Pony
by Nicktendo69Lmao October 11, 2022
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pony binge

i'm in the import and export business. I deal in pony binge.
by Megatim August 11, 2008
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mouth pony

Girl that likes to ride dick with her mouth, does not leave a drop.
"April is a mouth pony!"
by enjoit January 22, 2014
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Petting the pony

Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.
Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?

Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.
by Chelle-Belle June 1, 2017
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