Christmas Cabbage

Tradition stemming from the the early 1400's; origin unknown. The tradition continues today in Scotland, England, Africa, Australia, New Zealand and some remote parts of Canada. It is meant to represent absent loved ones and is displayed proudly, usually in a unique or special vessel.
The colour and variety of cabbage used varies from region to region, however, red cabbage seems to be the favourite.

What a beautiful Christmas Cabbage, Dawn would be so touched!

The Christmas Cabbage makes it just like grandpa was still with us.

by Dale Lewis December 19, 2010

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Christmas chub

the few extra pounds one packs on during the holidays from excessive eating

"Aunt Bertha is eating pumpkin pie nonstop."

"Yeah she's gonna have some Christmas chub to deal with after New Years."

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Conaco Christmas

What happens when you wait to the last minute to do your Christmas shopping and end up going to the nearest 24 hour gas station to buy gifts.

So it was a Conaco Christmas last year too?

by wseandobbins December 20, 2010

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Red Christmas

What you look like when you eat out your girl on her period

Jimmy: bruh why is your face covered in blood?

Dikolu: I had a red Christmas.

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Christmas Weight

The weight one gains prior to Christmas when they jump off the diet track, usually followed by an overindulgence on Christmas day.

Person A - "Fuck! When did I get so fat?!"

Person B - "You've always been that fat."
Person A - "Shut the fuck up, it's just Christmas weight. It'll go away in a week or two."

by Barry and Wallace. December 29, 2009

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