Christmas Cruises

What porn is called in Latin, according to Google Translate.

Man, that was some good Christmas Cruises.

by Dnakfbalf June 10, 2018

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Christmas Hole

Small hexagonal hole in a metal patio table in which small items such as silverware or buttons can fit through.

Oh no, don't drip the button through the christmas hole!

by Brackets18 November 13, 2019

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christmas movie

When you stick your chicken patty inside of her buns

Did Jake and Micah watch a Christmas movie last night?

by Jake a sale May 11, 2017

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A late 19th century English tradition to hang a taxidermied quail on one's Christmas tree for good luck. It begun with King Edward VII and him gifting a quail ornament to his wife, Alexandra of Denmark, on Christmas in 1863 and him telling her that it would bring them a son. Sure enough, in January of 1864, they had their eldest son, Albert Victor. Unfortunately, he died in 1892, and Edward VII banned Christmas Quails from England. But Frederic Austin, the composer of "The 12 Days of Christmas," made sure that the tradition lived on in secret after he was forced by the king to change the lyrics of his song from "...and a quail on the Christmas tree" to "...and a partridge in a pear tree." Christmas Quail ornaments still continue to bring their owners' good luck today, as the custom still continues in many households around the world.

Kimberley hung a Christmas Quail on her tree because her favorite neice gifted her one for good luck.

by giuseppe123 November 4, 2023

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Mary Christmas

When Catholics celebrate not only the birth or birthday of Jesus Christ but also worship the Virgin Mary and all the saints, which the Protestants don’t, because believers are only to look up to the Holy Trinity—the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit—and praying to, or interceding through, anyone or anything else is biblically unsupported or erroneous, not to say, idolatrous.

Millions of Christians who don’t subscribe to the Vatican’s theology that believers could also pray to Virgin Mary and the saints have started to wish their Roman Catholic colleagues and friends a “Mary Christmas.”

by Fasters December 13, 2022

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