bog brain

when the brain is of dubious size but incontrovertible moisture.
"I heard Ashley wrote down all of her common conversations on notecards to help save time" "whoa. what a bog brain play"
by minerharry January 23, 2025
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bog-horror

a conker-sized wad of clean toilet tissue that's been soaked under a cold tap and then, while soggy, thrown at somone, usually from above (i.e. by leaning over the partition between two toilets in a public lav).
hurl the bog-horror downwards towards the upturned and startled face of your target while shouting "have that you bastard"
by spacenewt December 08, 2009
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Sprog Bog

is a popular Italian dish consisting of meat sauce served on a bed of spaghetti, often with a good sprinkling of grated Parmigiano cheese. Although Sprog Bog is very popular outside of Italy, it never existed in Bologna.
Child: What is for dinner?
Mother: Sprog Bog
by Captain Feathercunt April 04, 2012
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rattle the bog

A way to describe taking a shit using an English slang word for toilet. The process of rattling implies a more violent bowel movement such as pebble-dashing or mild diarrhea symptoms, but this term can be used to describe a run-of-the-mill dump just as accurately.
"Oh man, I think I need to rattle the bog!"

"Sorry I'm a few minutes late, I was rattling the bog,"
by MGS33 October 21, 2017
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Bog Dog Red

Bog Dog Red is a name you call someone that is country, redneck, and into mudding. Mud Bog is the event in which this word comes from. Mud Bogging is is a form of off-road motorsport popular in Canada and the United States in which the goal is to drive a vehicle through a pit of mud or a track of a set length. if You call someone “Bog God Red” it really means they are the coolest country mf you’ll ever meet. Everyone needs a Bog Dog Red in their life.
Did you just see that guy in the big ragged out truck?!? He definitely is a Bog Dog Red.
by Bigwordbigsyd February 16, 2024
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bumbum bog

A step above swamp ass; when the sweat and heat encompassing your nethers increases and completely consumes your bottom, the back of your pants, and the front of your pants.
Dude, I do not want to stand up. I have the worst case of bumbum bog . . .
by KoRyuugamine August 18, 2020
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