Brotal Tan

An upstate New York tanning salon where you can get your "base" tan on or prepare for that upcoming Spring Break trip. Male patrons usually frequent Brotal Tan solo, and can be spotted wearing basketball shorts and a cut-off t shirt (arms cut). Monthly passes are usually purchased until a deep mahogany skin tone is obtained.

Dude, I fucking hate winter. I'm so white. Let's get to Brotal Tan!

by Brocheapski April 15, 2014

orgy tan

When your skin gets red during an orgy from so much slapping, mainly ass slapping.

Man, I my ass hurts from an orgy tan I got from last weekend.

by NoahNova June 10, 2017

Keith Tan

Center of universe fashion god
this man is so straight that his graphs are always curved
loves Prada
His jokes are so "funny"
brings students to his sex dungeon

has broken england

OMG is that keith tan? Run before he brings u to his sex dungeon and rape u.

by mfthatisgay January 14, 2023

Tan puto

Means "Soooo Gaaay!"

guy A: I just bought tickets to the Justin Bieber concert, want to come with me?
guy B: Tan Puto!!!

by AC808 November 25, 2013

Burn-Tan

A burn-tan occurs when the original subject burns after being in the sun for a number of hours and then within 24 hours appears only tan and not at all burnt.

Lucky bastard burn-tans.

by AnAsshole4Life July 8, 2011

pooty tan

The brownish discoloration typical around the underside of the groin and butt - typically found on people who are grotesquely overweight.

"That was nasty, this fat guy bent over in gym shorts and he had excessive pooty tan."

by maikelyeremy September 12, 2009

Jetro Tan

The reddish colored tan one gets while tailgating in the Jetro Lot, or just while tailgating in general. Sometimes painful, may lead to cancer, and somewhat preventable via sunblock.

Person A: Hey man, that sunburn looks nasty

Person B: What sunburn? This is just my Jetro tan...

Person A: ...

by SoB0410 May 17, 2010