Dick Taco

The act in which a male places his penis in a hard shell taco, takes a photo then sends to everyone.

Did you get the picture of the dick taco last night? He really tore that taco shell up!

by Sub Sandwich June 11, 2012

Cock Taco

A nice way to tell someone they're a pussy or if you want someone to think hard about what they called you

Logan Hale is such a Cock Taco

by CUNT REE BOY April 04, 2017

taco bellin

when you go on an adventure to taco bell.

we goin taco bellin on cinco de mayo.

by elizabizzle. May 04, 2006

taco ejaculation

Taco ejaculation is where you take the first bite of a soft taco and some of the contents are ejected out the other end.Particularly pertinent if only sour cream comes out.Different from the taco shit where a hard taco shell cracks and "dumps" it's delicious load in your lap.

My wife wiped the aftermath off her glasses from my taco ejaculation

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

Wagu taco

Very loose pussy

*finds a hooker* she takes her pants off “damn that’s a wagu taco”

by Whack ass August 17, 2020

taco shave

The process of removing hair from the female pelvic region resulting in a fiery sensation of the beef curtains, taint and anus.

After prepping for her honeymoon, Marla had a wicked case of taco shave.

by Mike Honcho-Munson April 10, 2017

Taco Daddy

Similar to a sugar daddy, except he just buys you tacos

Brian is my taco daddy

by aarond777 March 12, 2019