Cock Taco

A nice way to tell someone they're a pussy or if you want someone to think hard about what they called you

Logan Hale is such a Cock Taco

by CUNT REE BOY April 4, 2017

Dick Taco

The act in which a male places his penis in a hard shell taco, takes a photo then sends to everyone.

Did you get the picture of the dick taco last night? He really tore that taco shell up!

by Sub Sandwich December 14, 2012

taco bellin

when you go on an adventure to taco bell.

we goin taco bellin on cinco de mayo.

by elizabizzle. May 15, 2006

taco ejaculation

Taco ejaculation is where you take the first bite of a soft taco and some of the contents are ejected out the other end.Particularly pertinent if only sour cream comes out.Different from the taco shit where a hard taco shell cracks and "dumps" it's delicious load in your lap.

My wife wiped the aftermath off her glasses from my taco ejaculation

by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011

Taco Grip

when holding a drill rifle there are two most commonly noticed holding positions. First is the strong grip you position the fingers and thumbs around the drill rifle and hold firmly. The other is called Taco Grip. When standing at attention with a drill rifle the hand is placed in taco shaped form there fore is refered to as taco grip. while in more relaxated conditions there is now other way to describe this hand grip, there fore it called taco grip. Term most commonly used by armed and unarmed exibition commanders.

Armed exibition commander- Alright lets get those hands back into a taco grip!
Team- Ay Sir!

by ThatGuy==>:D April 16, 2010

Blunt Taco

1. A poorly rolled blunt.

Like a taco the contents of the blunt are spilling out and/or loosely packed making it fairly messy.
2. Any blunt thats considered whack.
-aka taco for short

Brian, Mikey, and Travis are about to smoke so Travis rolls a blunt. Travis sparks it and passes it to Brian.

Mikey takes a hit...
Mikey - "Dude what the hell, i just got bud in my mouth."
Travis - "Whatever man, its straight, the papers were just a little stale"
Mikey passes the blunt to Brian and it completely unravels..
Brian - "What the fuck son, all i got here is this blunt taco"

by Ayegetbackhyea December 31, 2010

Taco Jamboree

The female equivalent of a Sausage Fest.

Male 1: Dude, my girlfriend forced me to go hang out with a bunch of her girl friends.
Male 2: It was a taco jamboree.
Male 1: Pretty much.

by Benjamin Cannon January 2, 2011