suicide text

The act of sending a text that will surely get you killed.

Johnny sent a suicide text when he accidentally sent his dad the text that was meant for his girlfriend.

by texter0020 December 21, 2008

AP Suicide

When a student commits suicide due to work overload of a single or more ap classes. Usually the students shows the signs of having a low grade, crams homework and projects before the test and writes deathnotes to his/hers ap teachers in the desk he/she sits on.

Normal Student: "What happened to Mikey?"

AP STUDENT: "AP SUICIDE" then shoots himself.

by Mr. T-Paine May 30, 2011

Career Suicide

To perform an action or partake in an activity that will totally discredit you and nullify any chance of personal advancement.

"Going into the room alone with a guest at a hotel is career suicide. Just ask Kobe's alleged victim. Do you notice the day after the accusations spread they said 'former' hotel worker?"

by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004

Suicide (Drink)

A legendary beverage mixture usually made in the dining section of a fast food restaurant that tastes something akin to bubblegum. Typically using 3 or more drink options mixed together.

Though only a true pleb goes for anything less than ALL available options.

"Dude. Did you see that?!"
"Yeah, Erin just got a suicide (drink)!"
"A suicide?"
"Yeah. A suicide just means she just mixed all the drinks!"
"What a badass."

by PickleRiiick January 13, 2018

Suicide porn

To look at dangerous objects or places and to fantasise over causing yourself harm/death using them. The warm feelings this brings up are phycholagically gratifying, rather than sexual.

Mmm the swords in this museum look so hecking sharp I can almost feel them on my beautiful skin taking the pain away... Suicide porn material all over the place, I must leave at once after staying a bit longer

by HarleySlavedson November 1, 2017

suicide pee

The act of flushing the toilet before even starting to urinate, and trying to finish the pee before the flush ends.

Hey bitch I just suicide peed the shit otta ur fuckin toilet you fuck

by Cranjus McBasketball IV October 8, 2017

Suicide Search

When you're looking for specific information on a search engine site and you either a) type in keywords that are so vague, you're guaranteed not to find what you're looking for, or b) you type in something that could be misconstrued so something completely different come up (usually beause it was too vague.)

~A~
Person1: I need to look up information for my book report. "Search: Harry Potter."
Person2: Whoah, dude. That's a major suicide search. Try "Search: Harry Potter, chapters 1-5."

~B~
Person: I think my dog might be going blind. Let's see, "Search: Blind Dogs." ..."Dogs for the blind, Dogs helping the blind, Dogs leading the blind..." Oops. "Search: Symptoms for Dogs going blind." ...There we go. Stupid Suice Search...

by Kirby92 August 19, 2008