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stream rider

Somebody who lives their life doing everything they see in the mainstream media. Whether it's tanning and shacking up like the people on Jersey Shore or Facebooking tweets and Tweeting Facebook posts, these people live inside the box.

Stream riders are often given this title by morose, ill-mannered hipsters who refuse to "conform to society's norms", while ironically they all wear the same type of shirt found at a shirt swap making 80's era references, smoking constantly and drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon and living off their parents' money, contributing nothing to society.
Female Stream Rider: Hey girl, you totally gotta check the new J Biebs single!

Female Hipster: You are such a stream rider. I gotta blog about this while taking numerous pictures of myself with my Polaroid.
by McDougles February 27, 2011
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Streaky Bacon Rasher

A rather large and extremely unnatractive poop stain in your white underware.

OR

A dish found in a Bahama Cook Book
My cat is licking off the streaky bacon rasher in the underpants that are laying on the couch.

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Wow mom! Thanks for making me the streaky bacon rasher tonight! My favorite!
by Bstrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr October 27, 2008
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lame stream media

Large media organizations such as NBC/MSNBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, and NPR Radio that are actually very legitimate news organizations but are often accused of bias because they embarrass and point out the hypocrisy and idiocy of many Tea Baggers and fake Conversatives.

Former half-Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin is a perfect example of someone who uses the phrase all the time even though she is on the payroll of an actual lame stream media outlet, Faux News.
Interviewer: "Mrs. Palin, when asked by Katie Couric what newspapers you read regularly, you could not cite a single example."

Sarah Palin: "Ya know, what Katie asked was nothing more than gotcha journalism by the lame stream media, and I resent it!"
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
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Steamy

To be evil, hot, vicious, and loving at the same time.

Can be pronounced 'stemy', in comparison to the already accepted pronunciation 'steemy'.
That girl is so steamy that I wet my pants with two different substances.
by imfightingthisjihadtoo April 26, 2008
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split stream action

The act of peeing in the morning after a long night of nastiness and having your pee split into two uncontrollable urine streams that drench everything in the restroom as you wave your hips from side to side in a feeble attempt to get some into the toilet.
Bobby: Holy shit I just soaked the rest room with my split stream action bro....im so sorry.

Tony: Its cuz you were messing with that Mcnasty Sheeat all night and your tip is welded shut
by street trash viper March 30, 2010
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hot steamy sex

a type of sex where the women's vagina is very moist and sweaty. this is an advantage because the man's penis slides more smooth into the vagina
bro i just had the best hot steamy sex last night. her pussy was so nice she made it to number one on the porn hub most watched
by dildofart69 October 14, 2020
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Stream Sniper

Consists of a 10-15 year old virgin that is trying his/her best to get in a game with a popular streamer such as Ninja Tfue etc and the goal is to kill them and get a great reaction whilst they're streaming they're also watching their stream to see updates such as if the streamer is low health idle or being attacked by others in the game.
Virgin: Dude I'm in their game I think *Wets pants* DUDE I'M IN THEIR GAME I'M GONNA FIND THEM AND KILL THEM
Virgin: *Kills Streamer* OMG I KILLED THEM I KILLED THEM I KILLED THEM...
Cool guy in party: Dude chill tf out you killed someone it's not like if your parents loved you.
Streamer: Fucking stream sniper man *reports stream sniper*
Virgin: Dude c'mon i'm going to get banned now *cries*
by Renzuit October 29, 2018
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