jock strap

1.) the female equivalent of douche bag
2.) a word that bridges the gap between Bitch and C U Next Tuesday.

That girl had way too much to drink, and she acted like a total jock strap all night.

What's her name? Oh yeah, she's kinda strappy, right?

Fuck you, you jock strap.

by Lefter Gasping February 1, 2008

Strapped

For a girl to have big breasts, For a guy to have a big dick, For a girl to be wearing a dildo belt, For someone to be carrying a weapon.

That girl was strapped

by White Cracker July 27, 2007

strap slap

Stemming from BRC or Bra Removal Confusion.
It occurs when one (either male or female) cannot undo a bra and the strap (in front, back, or side) and it slips, immediately followed with a whipping sound that results in minor to severe bruising on the shoulder blades, spinal column, or breasts.

My boyfriend can't take my bra off properly. I keep getting f***ing strap slap!

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie October 13, 2006

Stay Strapped

When someone is "Strapped" they have their dick on their body. The term Stay Strapped is a reminder to as it says Stay Strapped.

Mike: Bro she invited me to her house! I think im bouta get laid!
Logan: Dude make sure you Stay Strapped.

by cockjuicer June 8, 2020

Straperdictoome

An operation carried out by ambitious carpet munchers!

Hey is Helga havin a straperdictoome???

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

starpilot

a musician from ontario, canada who plays and records crazy music all over canada....has a new cd coming out soon called "bad haircut".

we're going to go see starpilot, it should be a mighty good show and it should be hella trippy.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

strapped in the hood

To conceal a weapon, usually a handgun, tucked in the waistband of one's trousers.

I saw some 14 year olds in Bed-Stuy; they were all strapped in the hood, man.

by Dick Fight August 2, 2008