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Cleveland Steamers

A carpet cleaning company based in Champaign, IL. They have been working since 2002.
Wow my carpets are reallly fucking dirty. Who should i call?......The Cleveland Steamers!!!!
by theoneandolnly July 21, 2010
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OKC Steamer

While an enemy sleeps, you hook up a sex swing above him or her. You climb into the swing and twist up the cords. As the swing untwists, you shit on your enemy's face. The untwisting of the swing causes your shit to curl into the form of a funnel, which makes you a human tornado. The OKC Steamer is also known as the Oklahoma Shitty.
Randy, the asshole, is due for an OKC Steamer!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
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Chocolate Steamer

This is an off-set of a Cleveland Steamer. When a person has a fecies phobia, or lacks confidence, they may substitute fecies with a full size chocolate candy bar.
I gave my new girlfriend a chocolate steamer, she's just shy that way.
by DanVleet June 24, 2009
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Corn Belt Steamer

Similiar to Cleveland Steamer but giver eats a big bag of corn the night before the sexual encounter.
There was Corn everywhere after he gave me a Corn Belt Steamer.
by BigNutsVA March 31, 2009
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Cleveland Stanley Steamer

The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.
Stanley: Dude, I totally gave Cindy on of my patented Cleveland Stanley Steamers last night.
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!
by FBM Genesis November 13, 2011
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Charleston Steamer

During a cold, winter night, you proceed to take a dump on a companions face.
"Man, we went up to the cabin for the winter and the heat went out. I had to give Tommy a Charleston Steamer to prevent any frost bite from setting in on his face."
by Harry Bush January 16, 2006
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Cleaver Steamer

When one of the Cleaver family (Wally, Beaver, Ward or June) takes a massive shit upon another Cleaver's chest.
"Golly Beaver, I notice you are shitting on my chest"
"Well Gee Wally, Eddie Haskill's using the shitter, it's Cleaver Steamer time".
by daniel1976TO June 13, 2007
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