statusjack

The act of commenting on someone's Facebook status simply to have a conversation with another person who has previously commented on or liked the status.

Michael Baker is enjoying the new treadmills at the gym

Sophia Smith: me too!!

Jake Nauert: oh sophia where do you work out!??!?!

This status has just been statusjacked by Jake, who likely has a crush on Sophia.

by just@friend September 19, 2010

Status Crasher

When you completely ruin a very deep Facebook status or Tweet by saying something funny or ironic.

Lucy's status: "I love everything about you, from your head to your toes, you are my everything♥"

Sarah the Status Crasher: Love you too hun♥

by Graciebeebee123 October 19, 2010

Status Moment

noun - When something happens in day-to-day life that's so notable that it's worth making a facebook status about.

Mark was petting his cat and it suddenly jumped on his crotch and started scratching him.

What a status moment!

by BenzoMay November 11, 2010

Status Wank

When someone "likes" their own status on Facebook

John Smith is a status wanker

John Smith likes this

by el foldo December 1, 2011

status diarrhea

When someone updates their facebook status and/or posts links one after another in a short period of time.

Friend 1 What's up with Mary Lou? She just updated her fb status 5 times in the past 10 minutes!!

Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!

by Yankees Girl August 13, 2011

Status Crickets

When a social network member posts a status either as a question or a shout out as their status and receive no subsequent likes or comments.

John Smith:Hey I really want to go out tonight..hit me up with some ideas.

**status crickets**

by thedarkhorse89 November 1, 2011

Status Jacker

One who peruses thrift shops and spends 50 cents (unless it's 50% off Mondays) on an item or items and flips the item(s) for thousands of dollars. Jacking the 'Status' of a wealthy person by means of knowing what shit is really worth.

Boss girl is such a status jacker. She just spent $20.00 on 15 pieces to find that they are potentially worth $20,000.00. She's going to do that every chance she gets, as soon as she comes back from her trip to visit L.C. Tiffany in her newly acquired time machine.

by Statusjacker April 26, 2017