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Sassy Squids

An internet meme along the lines of lolcats, but involving squid instead. Sassy Squids day is July 1st.
Tim: Have you heard of Sassy Squids?

John: Yeah! It's like the new lolcats!
by Mpak July 5, 2009
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Slippery Squid

Line up six violently aroused men with their legs spread out (while standing), and cover a girl in lard, or baby oil. The girls mission is to crawl between the mens legs backwards, and if she gets pregnant she loses.
The Slippery Squid is a game that promotes sex in a very graphical way, the sole purpose of The Slippery Squid is to ensure a female pregnancy so she can start a family.
by The Ass-sliging Fapper September 23, 2012
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squid bait

A girl that goes after or dates a man in the navy.
"Now you're just fuckin' squid bait!"
by lealea November 8, 2003
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SQUID RING

A squid ring is the scientific term for female genitalia. The name is derrived from the sloshy, squidgy appearence of the fanny, the word ring is derrivitive of the big blag hole you stick your pork sword into.
Billy: Heyyyy Cassa, u so sxc. gotta nice birra sosage thats needin a slimey cuddle
Cassa: Hiyaaaaaaaaa! I have a willing squid ring? =
Billy: so it's kk if i shove it in ye?
Cassa: 8---D O-
Billy: suttons rong wiv ye fanny i'll find some1 else
Cassa: kk
by babooshkaaaaa April 4, 2011
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Angry Squid

When a man gives a woman a facial and gets semen in her eye(s), causing her to become enraged and to flail about. This is done in a similar fashion to the mating of Giant Squids.
"Oh man, she turned into an Angry Squid, last night, after I blew my load in her face."
by Blingg June 7, 2013
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ninja squid

A tiny half Asian girl. Most notable for her love of karaoke and jazz hands. Often mistaken for Mexican or Spanish ethnicity.
"I was at a karaoke bar last night, and got into a dance battle with a ninja squid. It was awesome."
by Mandtastic December 29, 2013
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bucket of squid

A slippery, tangled, smelly, complex problem that is difficult to even find a starting point to unravel.
These blasted tax laws are a real bucket of squid.
by Kraznodar May 2, 2008
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