love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk and thus perventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.

And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!

by PeeBee February 26, 2004

The SpongeBOB

The 'SpongeBob' look, taken from the the character name and American animated T.V series/ Media Franchise,'SpongeBob SquarePants'.The SpongeBob is used best to describe someone who has a square shaped, heavy upper body with no waist, but skinny legs. Hot on the heels of the Muffin Top, The SpongeBob will also become common place due to fashionista's insisting that leggings are back in for next Season 2007!!!

"you have such fantastic legs,but that outfit makes you look a bit ..SpongeBob"
"Those metallic leggings are fierce!..but the jumper on top makes you look too SpongeBob!"
The SpongeBob is NEVER a good look ladies (or gents.

by Ms Marvel January 7, 2007

sponged

someone who has comsumed more alcohol than their body can handle.

After drinking all day, she was sponged.

by illegalien November 20, 2006

SpongeBobSquirtinyo Pants

An abnormal fetish based around Nickelodeons Spongebob square pants. Often times the desire for spongebob is undeniable and the person must go to the bathroom in order to let the...urge leave there body. Often have wet dreams involving large underwater Pineapples. The person will also be aroused by words such as Krusty Krab, sponge, bikini bottom, and Krabby Patty.

Spongebob square pants comes on TV
Senor Todo: "What are you doing leslie?"
Leslie runs to the other room
Senor Todo: "God lesie your such a SpongeBobSquirtinyo Pants"

by Bartholopube June 24, 2009

Jism Sponge

Consumer of large quantities of cum, subject to no limits beyond whatever donors can provide.

That bald freak rigger monkey makes a good Jism Sponge until he leaves the rig!

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

to sponge

To copy everyone like a little no-pube 4 year old bitch.

Jack Gallop likes to sponge everyone.

by LankyGuy12345 May 13, 2016

Bubba the Love Sponge

An underemployed or unemployed man who refuses to help his partner with the expenses. The Love Sponge thinks that he should get half of everything that he hasn't earned. While his wife works 2 jobs. Soon the love is gone and all you have left is the Bubba Sponge

Bubba the Love Sponge only works about 3 hours per week, while his girl works all week and then works the weekend too.

by Zen Lunatic October 22, 2008