sport porkin

the act of chasing women as if it was a sport with different rules such as betting on the first one to have sex with a girl.

The act of sport porking has two unwritten rules (until now):

1. Go Ugly Early

2. No girl looks ugly with my dick in her mouth

Guy 1: hey dude how ya been? You seen the new girl from the dorm?

Guy 2: Yea dude, shes hot. I would do terrible things to her...

Guy 1: Me too, wanna make this interesting?

Guy 2: You talking about sport porkin?

Guy 1: Hell Yea!

Guy 2: THE GAME IS AFOOT!

by GCruz December 30, 2011

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sports entertainment

Another name for wrestling. WWE is the best known federation, but NWA/TNA and ROH are also well known. It technically isn't sport since it is predefined/fake.

WWE has gone shit recently...DX RULE.

by YidMaster2144 July 8, 2005

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sports boner

Excitement do to a great physical sports related feat.

I got a major sports boner when Kirby Pucket made that leaping catch in the 1987 World Series

by q-tip September 22, 2008

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Wii Sports

Code for Sex If you know what i mean. The remote going up and down under the covers Like mario cleaning peachs pipe ehh ohh ehh ohh

*next to ur mom and ur friend* Son: Damn that was some crazy Wii sports last night bro! Friend: Yea she got the remote right? Son: Hellz Yah! Mom: What are you talking about? Son: A video game

by Flowerlily September 5, 2015

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tongue sports

Intense exercise of the tongue requiring much practice

Lauren: Don't stick your tongue out at me! That was violent! You're going to strain your tongue!
Dan: Are you kidding? I've been practicing my tongue sports lately!! I'm still nowhere near as good as you yet though

by bestunderwear September 28, 2005

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