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the spits

That watery feeling you get in your mouth right before you puke.
"That vodka was fucking gross. I was fighting the spits for a good twenty minutes after that shot."
by hot like sauce September 19, 2011
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spitswap

to make out, because when the mouths touch, and mwah mwah mwah there you go. the spit swaps from mouth to mouth. there you go. haha i said there you go already.

oh, that makes three.
Leslie: hey, look at those guys over there talking. they sure are hot, arent they, Ida?
Ida: yes Leslie, quite of the hot variety.
Leslie: oh, Ida, look, theyre getting closer to each other.
Ida: yes, i see that Leslie. wait, les....
Leslie: dont call me les, im straight. im checking out guys.
Ida: oh yeah sorry, anyway lesLIE, theyre getting a LOT closer.
Leslie: UH OH SPITSWAP!
Ida: hehe.
by coolbeans June 9, 2008
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The Splats

Diiiiiiaarrrheeeeaaaa.
Oh no...I've got...the splats.
by 13 March 26, 2003
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Lickiddy Split

Often heard to mean "Hurry up!" or "On the Double!"
However, it's original meaning is quite different.
It was an archaic term used to describe a woman's desires to a man. It meant "Eat my Pussy" It was used as a secret code to avoid persecution by Puritan town leaders. It was often used in a way that infered haste in an action. The haste was, infact, getting back to "eating pussy"
Don't be away for too long John, Lickiddy Split!
by Parson Pie Pounder March 1, 2008
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splitter agenda

the trim that you have lined out for night
dude 1: do you have your splitter agenda planned out for tonight?
dude 2: yeah, at 7 im picking up angie, and then at 10:30 im going over to michelles
dude 1: thats a good agenda!
by C MART October 8, 2005
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split the banana

when a man recieves an erection so large, that it actually breaks through his skin
"Man, I was whacking the gary last night to some Rosie O'Donnel videos, and it just got so intense that i split the banana."
by ssullivan April 19, 2006
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Splitass Cockhouse

A Splitass(from the derogatory term for female) that greatly enjoys giving lonely Cocks a home.Although "splitass cockhouse" is usually used in jest ,a true Splitass Cockhouse Can often be seen leaving an event with a different man then they came with. Both men could boast to their friends the next day that they fed her pigeon milk either in a bathroom stall or the alley next to the bar.

when used in the playful nature affectionately between friends,like one would use bitch,It Hints at knowing they like to hook up as much as you do.Great for friends with benefits.
Your hitting the bars with me tonight you Splitass Cockhouse.

Bill "see that cougar i was just dancing with ,I hit that in the washroom"
Tim "Me too, last night ,that splitass cockhouse."
by Billytucker June 3, 2010
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