Spider Balled

When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.

Wanna go swimming?

No, we'll get spider balled.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

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Spider drop

When one is upon another person's shoulders doin the Spider-Man pose taking a dump cascading down the person's back all while balancing still holding the pose. Most effective when its diarrhea.

Oi Razzle dazzle what's Gibo doin on Blake's shoulders again oh his rockin' another Spider drop on him check the waterfall down Blake's back bro.

by Spider dropped it like it's 79 July 14, 2021

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Trouser Spider

a skid mark in your pants. usually common on those who wear no underwear. a greasy fart that squirts into the pants.

After a greasy fart, Otto rushed to the bathroom, pulled down his pants, and to his surprise had fouled himself. The distinct markings of a trouser spider could be seen in the seat of his britches.

by malibulivin May 18, 2012

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eating the spider

to give in to peer pressure, especially doing something unwise because of it

Person 1: do it
Person 2: I don’t want to
Person 3: come on
Person 2: alright fine

Person 2 is eating the spider

by willdeez14 August 12, 2022

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the classical hero, who just became a hero by a bite of a spider..
kids if you try getting bit by a spider, just let you know that spider will probably make yo hands hurt so well you'll never see the day of light again (redness, pain and swelling, skin sores itchiness..)

person 1: i just tried getting bit by a spider today, to become like spider man!
person 2: oh okay bozo good luck getting rid of the things the spider putted in yo skin

by flayie June 27, 2023

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