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United States

The greatest nation in the entire planet. Just because we have not passed laws and amendments promoting and legalizing every single thing, it doesn't mean our government is a fascist dictatorship. So we don't allow gay marriage and dangerous drugs like ecstacy or cocaine. Big deal.
This massive country consisting of 50 states and over 280 million people is divided into several regions, and every single race and ethnic group resides within the United States of America. Every kind of religion and language is found in different parts of this fine country.
The regions include New England and the Mid-Atlantic States in the Northeast; The Deep South, Upper South (Tennessee/southernmost third of Kentucky), and the Lower Mississippi Valley in The South; The Ohio River Valley, Great Lakes States, the Upper Mississippi Valley, and the Northern Plains in The Midwest; The Rio Grande Valley, the Southern Plains, the Rocky Mountains, The Sonoran and Mojave Deserts, Lake Mead, and Los Angeles and San Diego metropolitan areas in southern California, all part of the Southwest; The Rocky Mountains sprawl over roughly six consecutive states, and extends well up into Canada. Finally, the Cascade Mountain Range, Mt. Rainier, Mt. St. Helen's, and the Snake and Wilamette River Valleys make up the Pacific Northwest. The states of Alaska and Hawaii are located very far off the mainland of America. Alaska is adjacent to the western border of Canada and near the Arctic Ocean, while Hawaii is composed of a series of islands surrounded by the waters of the Pacific Ocean.
The United States is one of the greatest and most diverse nations on Earth.
by Republican Warrior March 23, 2005
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United States of America

A country that helps its neighbors, although some Canadians are douchbags and hate on the USA. Canada wouldn't have gotten far if it wasnt USA's neighbor, becuase if it was in Europe thier asses would have gotten Imperialized. The USA is the North America, many think of it as an imperializer, which may be true, but so are all the Europeans and you dont see anyone rubbing it on thier face. Above all we got the BEST COLLEGES IN THE WORLD, even though people call us stupid becuase of a President. Those who think that are dead wrong! In this country we have tons of intelligent people, hence why we are doing so well, also we got most Europe free from being taken over by Germany in WWII, if not I wouldn't want to know what would've happened to Britain or Russia if we didnt get thier in time. France admired us after we freed them, but all thats change after one President, I'm pretty sure saving them from being Germany is better reason to like us.
Bob: Many think the United States of America are stuck-up!

Billy: Well we have to defend ourselfs from ridiculous criticism
by Sonstitution September 15, 2009
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Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.
I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.
by Young Metros Trustee July 4, 2016
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United States of America

Greatest country in the world!
If you're from here, then dont complain because you have no idea how bad other countries have it!
If you're not from here, then dont complain about us because you're probably some idiot that opens their mouth without thinking first and you probably have never been here!
Foreigner: The United States of America is full of ass holes that like to go to war!
American: Shut up! You've never been here! We have freedom!
by suckmycondom September 23, 2012
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united states

The United States is a country home to 150 million of the friendliest, most caring, decent people in the world. However, There are also a similar amount of racist, fundamental christian retards who seem to make unilateral decisions for the rest of the world.

The United States government currently appears to be the most corrupt entity on the planet earth, sending thier brave and heroic soldiers to fight wars with the sole purpose of furthering individual ends. Your fanatical presidnet Mr G.W Bush, lacks the ability to engage in a initellignet conversation, nevermind oversee the actions of the worlds most powerful military arsenal.

Their are severe ethnic divisions in the United States, despite the claim that the U.S. is the leader of the "free" world. Plus, anybody now wishing to travel to the U.S. will have all their personal details checked and stored at the whim of the CIA. This reflects the United States over-inflated self image, the U.S is not the centre of the universe.

This fact is reflected in history quite clearly. The United States government will engage in war in Iraq & Afghanistan, but will let the people of Darfur & Burma suffer extreme human rights abuses (not enough oil there you see). How many Americans know that during world war 2, there was only 1 country at war with Nazi Germany from the begining of the war? While Britain was bombed daily by the Germans, the American government refused to get invloved militarily. It was only when American intrests were attacked (Pearl Harbour) that the U.S government acted. Brtian was the only country to fight from day 1 - but you wont see that reflected anywhere in Hollywood. It seems that the U.S. government selfishly picks its battles...

Anyway, the point is that the average decent American citizen gets treated like crap no matter where they go in the world. After visiting Mexico for example, the locals assumed that I must be American, and treated me with caution. Once they discovered I was British, it was a different story.

America has great people, a fantastic environment, patriotism that I admire, many opportunities, but ultimatly a government that stinks. Also whatever your government does, the British government does blindly. So next time your voting in our Prime minister, pick one with a backbane please!!
by Rob1986 October 22, 2006
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spaceship

A relationship only existant on Myspace.
dude susy sunshine is so hot she has all the right angles, but I don't think we'll ever have more than a spaceship
by Melllllllllll February 7, 2007
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slates

a derivative or lazy way to say see-ya-later or later or lates

also, some Corp stole the word and made the name into pants. dikks!
I'm audi.....slates!
by Mark T January 25, 2005
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