Slacking

To be Edi

"dis guy edi is slacking"

by Lemon125 April 22, 2016

klank spanking

A term used to completely insault a person which can not possible have a comeback as it was an incredibly overkill insault.

James: Fuck i droped my coke
Justin: You god dam mother fucking, cock sucking, homosexual, donkey fucking, rim job master of fucking retarded swamp donkey whore bag.
James: That was Klank Spankingtastic or
James: Klank Spanking to the max or
James: You Klank Spanked me bad or
James: Fucking Klank Spanking BITCH

by -=[TNC]=- October 14, 2005

sparkling vanilla cream soda

Really really really weird tasting stuff.
possible drugs. idn ask A and W

Fred- Wow i just drank sparkling vanilla cream soda
Bob- Awesome i heard that shit was bangin.
Joe- What fucktards.

by britney loser spears December 18, 2007

Sparkling snail trail

After you blow a load on your partner, quietly dust them in glitter, blow off the additional not in the load zone. What left is a sparkling snail trail.

Last night I was banging on this skank from the bar and i left a sparkling snail trail on her back.

by capt.a October 17, 2010

smacking meat

to slap the skin on the back of a persons neck comonly called neck meat.

antiono: shit boi you just got your meat smacked.

jared: meat!

tim: stop

mrs. robertson: The next person i catch smacking meat gets a detention, and try to explain that to the principal.

by brandon hunter February 13, 2009

Base Smacking

Where you masterbate and go all the way to the base of the penis

Last night i was base smacking so hard i started to bleed

by A Manda Hug And Kiss October 28, 2007

spanking my monkey

When a male, or transvestite *cough Caitlin jenner* decides to get a little wish in there pants and wants to take themselves to horn dog town, they beat their meat. And when someone beats they meat it is called spanking their monkey

Man I was on her insta and I just whipped it out and started spanking my monkey

by deeznoots June 10, 2016