slumberginity

Like for virginity, but for the first time you actually slept with someone -- by sleeping with them, not via having sex.

"Yeah, Jane fell asleep on my shoulder yesterday and took my slumberginity."

by Cap'n Refsmmat January 29, 2009

slumdumpster

A particularly easy-to-use repository for cum, typically a female of much lower class.

Etymology: Probably a portmanteau of Middle English "slut" and Modern English "cumdumpster," but possibly a portmanteau of "cumdumpster" and Modern English "slum."

"I love my wife, but she doesn't alway satisfy me, so sometimes I have to drive down to the projects and find a slumdumpster to drop my load in."

"Our cleaning lady can't clean worth shit, but she's cheap, and she lets my roommates and me use her as a slumdumpster. Saves on tissues!"

"Mark's girlfriend doesn't like to swallow, so she hired a cheap slumdumpster to dump his wad in when they're done."

by Jackie Ho September 22, 2011

slump hump

When a male/female is in a sexual relationship 'slump' or dry spell, they 'hump' or have intercourse with someone below par.

Tim hasn't gotten laid in over a year, so he's going to slump hump that manish/overweight girl he met at the anti-war demonstration.

by Narbonne1944 July 29, 2012

SlumFuck

The definition of SlumFuck is simple. Fucking in a place of filth or lower social standing. Case in point. An alley. A basement of an abandoned school. A shed filled with spiders. A crack house. You're mother in law's shitty nova. A trailer park. A porta john. A rest stop bathroom. An abandoned vehicle. Under an overpass. During a $5 dance at a strip club. Anywhere in Taiwan or Mexico. Fuck Mexico

Dan: John and Susan fucked in an alley!
May: Yeah! I heard they really got into the whole slumfucking stage in their relationship!
Dan: Weird..

by MarthaStewartGotRapedByMeInJai July 3, 2012

Slumber Jump

When one is on the verge of death and is revived by unprovoked anal sex. (Typically while in acoma)

That b*tch be lookin like sleeping beauty so I slumber jumped her.

by She hole January 25, 2014

slumber-smith

One who engages in excessive sleep.

My husband's hobby is that of a slumber-smith on the weekends.

by Elijah Goose April 15, 2014

slumber party hot pocket

Verb: The act of taking a shit into someones pillow case
Noun: Referring to a pillow that has been filled with warm feces.

Jake was being a real bitch, so I gave him a Slumber Party Hot Pocket.

by NigNogEggNog January 23, 2015