Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober May 9, 2016

Slimey dawg

Best friends/buds call each other this if they are badass, or another word for savage.

Friend 1: omg did you see that!!
Friend 2: yes! what a slimey dawg

by slimeydawg17 October 4, 2016

Slimey dawg

Best friends/buds call each other this if they are badass, or another word for savage.

Friend 1: omg did you see that!!
Friend 2: yes! what a slimey dawg

by slimeydawg17 October 4, 2016

slipyolk

Precum

You - I dont know how she got pregnant, I pulled out!?

Friend - You must have gave her the ol' slipyolk!

by DesperatebutnotSerious September 7, 2016

Slimy Stuey

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone else's nose.

My girlfriend got me with a wet willy so I gave her the ultimate payback with a Slimy Stuey!

by Dr. Clyde Hyde September 6, 2016

slimpong

it means bad motherfucker

hey that guy is a total slimpong

by Slimpong January 26, 2017

slimy bacon

When you have her spit all over your dick and you put it on a grittle

She gave me such a slimy bacon last night

by Dicksoncider February 9, 2017