shaved skunk

A Mexican Drug Cartel member, that has cocaine up his anus, he than farts and draws a line of coke on his boyfriends cock.

Fernando hunny, I've had a rough day. I need a shaved skunk now.

by vaeyet October 28, 2013

Skunk Junk

A vagina so terribly raunchy that you can not help but crying at the smell of it.

Theresa's pooter was so stinky that after i cried for a week I tracked her through the mall only by the smell of her pussy. I proceeded by stabbing her in the throat 132 times. I attemepted to remove her vagina but i could not dou to the constant gagging. I then painted my brains on the ceiling of my high school with my fathers shotgun. All because of Theresa's Skunk Junk!

by Jason Gallo October 21, 2007

skunk pot

cheap or poorly grown pot.

Don't smoke that skunk pot man, those beaners trucked it in in a fucking exhaust pipe!

by kcynic July 23, 2006

skunk junk

When a guy's junk jus smells all kinds of raunchy, due to a sexually transmitted disease or possibly just terible hygene

I was just about to go down on this guy and his cock smelled something awful. He had the worst case of skunk junk I have ever smelled, and believe me I have smelled some pretty nasty shit.

by OoLexioO July 23, 2006

skunk monkey

A condition a man gets if his penis isn’t cleaned after anal sex!

(1/2) The wife got a little drunk the last night of the camping trip and decided to try a little trunk humpin. But the showers were closed until morning so I woke up with skunk monkey!

by Denhamj February 24, 2018

Skunk Bug

word used to describe an inanimate object that is operating poorly or in an inapropriate fashion

Man this hacky sack is acting like a Funkn Skunk Bug,

by Bustaldo November 2, 2003

skunk paste

Farting so much you build up a stink paste on your underwear you can smell through Levi's.

I can smell that guy's skunk paste from across Wal-Mart.

by Salty Goat Dog March 17, 2017