shits

Things.

Dseeamn I was eatin these fuckin wings man, and them shits were so good! Steve thinks his shit don't stink.

by steve's mom March 14, 2003

The Shits

1. An adjective meaning awful, horrible, or the worst. The opposite of 'the shits' is 'the shit', used to describe something that rules or is generally really awesome. 'The shits' generally refers to something that sucks to just short of the greatest extent possible.

2. Another word for diarrhea. You get the shits when you eat something that makes your feces take on a primarily liquid form.

"Man, Weenus's breath is the shits. I can't believe I let him hiss right up my nose. It's so disgusting but I just can't stop."

"I sure wish I hadn't eaten all that rat shit. I think I'll have the shits for the rest of my miserable life..."

by American Jesus January 9, 2004

nigger shits

its what you say when something pisses you off

bam i just hit my thumb whit a fucking hammer i will sc ream nigger shits no matter who is around white or black we are taking back the word nigger

by LEEofalltrades March 4, 2008

shits and googles

Searching on Google for the hell of it.

Let's look that up for shits and googles.

by herringbonetim August 22, 2011

dumb shits

people who have absoluteley no fucking clue what they are talking about and say a bunch of dumb shit in order to make themselves seem smarter

dumb shits example: one stereotype talking down on another stereotype without even trying to understand their point of view. also, people who mimic others.
note: some domb shits ussually end up in danger.

by spawn of Von Devil December 27, 2008

I could give two shits

This is a phrase that has the same meaning as "I don't really care" or "I could care less". It is a saying of apathy and disconcern about something or someone.

So that prick over there hates me? I could give two shits about him!

by Turd Burgaler July 3, 2005

Shitshow

A production or programme that is so full of shit, it oozes from every pore and orifice. It reeks of faecal matter. See Brexit

Every sane, intelligent person on Planet Earth:

That Brexit is a right old shitshow

by Minderbinder September 11, 2020