shite

A fucking stupid way of saying shit.

Shite is a fucking stupid way of saying shit.

by PantsHat September 5, 2008

shite

a better version of shit that indicates an impersonal command form of a verb

shite me sideways; i'm screwed

by C - 8=8 May 8, 2008

Shite bag

A child under the age of 7. Especially some one else's child

Seen that shite bag over rhwre

by Shite baggggg July 4, 2016

Shite

A misspelling of the word "shit" inorder to ensure the pronunciation is not the tradition "shit". A poor attempt at a British, Irish, Scotish or Welsh accent. Should not be used by anyone without the excuse of the corresponding accents.

"Shite! That asshole just cut me off!"

by Sopheap January 26, 2005

Shitelights

To go into school with huge blonde highlights in your hair, only to spend the next few weeks getting secretely laughed at by anyone with eyes.

Bloke 1.Fuck me, is that Del?

Bloke2.Check the hair!!

Bloke 1.Now thats what ye call shitelights.

by Biafra J July 12, 2004

crocker shite

This is the definition for the song cannonball made by charlie masterman! It is a scottish saying and also means what a load of shit!

Hey tommy and paige that song is such a bit of crocker shite

by thomas holey October 1, 2011

Nepalese Pilchard Shite

The horrific and most problematic shit from the subcontinent that there is, usually it causes any unfortunate victims to get traumatic brain trauma and subsequently go into a coma. Can usually be found in corner shops from men called Durgesh.

"Hello Ankeet, I have just done the fiddly diddly Nepalese Pilchard Shite"
"Oololololol, I think I am doing the get the brain trauma Durgesh, you stinky boi boi"

by StinkyBoy556 March 20, 2019