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Shawn

by Goodgiy4321 June 18, 2024
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Shawn Mendes

Hes literally god
His the best person in the word
He loves dogs, specially his dog called Tarzan. You will be impressed by his music and also his muscles! Did u ever looked at his arm? JUST WOW!

So yeah Shanw Mendes is God
Girl: Omg you are so Shawn Mendes today!

Boy: THANKS U THATS SUCH A COMPLIMENT I WISH I WAS HIM
by Evie.Black:) November 22, 2021
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Shawn

A person who sits inside all day, refuses to spend time with family, and plays sea of thieves while also refusing to be in shape at all
Dude, stop being such a Shawn, go outside
by Beepidoopidee April 9, 2022
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Shawn

30inch dick and is good with girls I'm the bed and pleases them to the max
Shawn is such a coo guy
by Jrnrne February 21, 2022
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Shawne

Your husband's much younger "work wife" who seduces him by stroking his ego with constant flattery and dressing a little "extra" every day.
Co-worker: Did you help Shawne finish that big project today?

Husband: It was my pleasure - she called me her "life saver" and I felt like a real hero!
by anonymous June 1, 2022
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Shawn

A Shawn is HANDS DOWN the sweetest creature in existence. Just looking into his eyes takes your breath away. His smile cures all pain and fixes every ill you have. There is no man on this earth like him. Shawn's are very tall, (almost like a tree you want to climb!), extremely considerate and thoughtful, you will never have enough of a Shawn.

You will find yourself with ants in your pants to speak with him and when he finally comes down from castle in his famous sleepy hair to greet you, you will find yourself without words. ๐Ÿฅบ
I lo...๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ *faints*!
Girl 1: I was sooooo paranoid to speak to Shawn for so long due to his intense intelligence. I was sure he was the stealthiest cop imaginable. Or some sort of UN representative.. I'm also fairly sure hes married..I mean how could he not be taken!??? ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
He could have ANY JOB! ANY WOMAN!! PURE TALENT!!!
And those ULTIMATE blue-green JIZZ EYES!!!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Girl 2: Wtf DUDE?! Why would such a sexy cop even talk to you, you are not special! You're also a pure nutcase!

Girl 1: I know, I thought I was being taken by the CIA. :3 ๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ Literally he knows what I'm THINKING!

Girl 1: Oh God, I could just die now, he looked this way!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿฅด
by Sexy$secure March 8, 2022
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Shawn B

A guy from Council Bluffs, Iowa who thinks the Union Pacific Railroad is stalking him, even though he moved right next to a railroad crossing. He also claims his mailbox address is โ€œright there on the fucking addressโ€

Schizophrenia or drug use is likely.
Look at Shawn B, he is screaming at the innocent Union Pacific train crew again
by A person who exists April 29, 2024
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