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Kamon Seelowe

An avatar in the virtual world Second Life. Known as one of the best fighters and aerobatic flyers on the Teen Grid, using standard-issue or very low-detail weaponry. Currently a part of the military known as ASR, which is currently led by Shawn Hutchinson.
Avatar1- Man, i tried to raid Bannockburn today, there was one person on the map there, thought it would be cake. Dude, I couldn't even make it over the wall without getting shot.

Avatar2- Lemme guess... Kamon Seelowe was the guy?

Avatar1- Yep, even after I brought three officers with me he still won, with a semi-auto pistol!

Avatar2- Ouch, don't try that again
by Kamon Seelowe February 9, 2009
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chocolate sailor

A turd. So called because feces is brown, resembling chocolate, and one defecates into water in a toilet bowl.
He dropped a huge chocolate sailor in the bowl, clogging it up.
by chuckhoffmann May 10, 2006
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sailorization

A word used to describe the continuous training and development of a sailor in the United States Navy. It is primarily used by weak and inept leaders to justify asinine policies and beliefs that can't be rationally explained or have any real world, practical, and intelligent correlation to anything.
"Hey, if our facility that's located on a secure military base doesn't contain any weapons, ammunition, specialized equipment, or classified material, has a security system, functional fire detection and suppression, security cameras, and lockable doors, and houses a command that only operates primarily during normal business hours, why the fuck do I have to sit here all night and on weekends on duty doing nothing, guarding nothing, with nothing going on?"

"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."

"Yeah asshole, I know that. But they're also actually watching or doing something. This is retarded and for no reason."

"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."

"You're a fucking moron. Are all Chief Petty Officers required to have a lobotomy before their promotion?"

"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."

"I wish you would go play in traffic Chief. Fucking Hoo Yah!"
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Sailor Head

Heterosexual felatio given to a man by a woman who was sucking like she's been at sea for months without masculine presence.
She gave me some mad Sailor Head. My dick turned purple.
by Sticky-icky Jackson June 29, 2007
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Sailor Moon Abridged

A parody of the popular "Sailor Moon" anime. It is often shortened to simply "SMA". The appropriate age depends on how strict the viewer's parents are (if 18 and under), but I think it is for kids ages 15 and up. It includes the bulimic Sailor Moon, emo Sailor Mars, homosexual Sailor Jupiter, "Meg-like" Sailor Mercury, and idiotic Sailor Venus.
Sailor Moon Abridged: Episode 9
Sailor Moon: Don't come crying to me when the boat hits an iceberg!

Sailor Mars: I hope we do! The icy water of death will be my sancuary!
by CutieXOX December 15, 2012
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Sailor Julia

BEST ROBLOX YOUTUBER EVER! (she is Byebyelittleadrien.)
Person: hey wanna watch “SAILOR JULIA”.

Other Person: OMG THE BEST YOUTUBER? OFC!
by Byebyelittleadrien December 18, 2021
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twat sailor

a male sailor that is also a prostitute
The women in town go crazy when the navy boys come back so they can pay twat sailors for sex.
by tim and josh August 21, 2008
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