September 24

National get rammed day.

G: I’m off to go and get rammed guys

Us: Why?
G: It’s September 24th

by NC1997 October 19, 2019

septer face

A girl who is attractive in all aspects, except her face. (sept-her-face). Like a girl with a hot bod, but ugly face. See also butterface

From the back, Jen looked hot, but when she turned around it was clear she was a septer face.

by Nika April 18, 2005

saftey wank

Having a Wank before having sex with an individual in order to prevent premature ejaculation.

Josh: Hey man I just had sex with Ashley!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!

by Robustwater June 30, 2015

September 4th, 2020

On September 4th, 2020, two idiots who will go unnamed for the protection of the not so innocent deleted something of importance and then proceeded to shrug off anyone who tried to make them face the proper consequences.

Person 1: Hey man, do you still have that project from last week? I need to make some changes to it.
Person 2: Nah man, can't do. George deleted it and then acted like he did absolutely nothing wrong by doing so since "we can just make another one".
Person 1: Damn, George really pulled a September 4th, 2020

by PaleM4 September 4, 2020

September 19

This day is considered National Dance Day in the United States, according to Google.com.

Person: Hey Google, what events are happening today?
Google: Today is September 19th, 20XX.
Person: Hey Google, what day is Dance Day?
Google: National Dance Day is on September 19th, 20XX.

by Other K YT September 19, 2020

September 12th

The funniest person in all of the universe was born on this very day, I hope you have the privilege to meet her one day.

“Did you just make an urban dictionary about your birthday September 12th?”
“No ur stupid who would do that😡”

by Genitalia6902 July 8, 2021

September 7

September 7th is national aggressively make out with your partner day.

Partner 1: it’s September 7, guess what that means…
Partner 2: oh I know exactly what it means.. get over here

*rough making out begins*

by Emma.rein September 7, 2021