Secret Agent

When you have a poo and the log goes straight round the U-bend.

Use in combination with a lucky barry for the ultimate poo - the Secret Agent Lucky Barry.

I just had a secret agent.

by rmp89 September 12, 2009

Victoria Secretions

1.Oozing all over your Lingerie.
2. Body Odor you think smells good but is rather stank.

1. He made me so hot I got Victoria Secretions on my panties.
2. I didn't have time to take a shower before I went out but no bother, I have Victoria Secretions.

by WaterH0Rse February 21, 2011

secret admirer

a stalker with an attourney.

"dude, my secret admirer has been following me around all day."

by mm. jg June 21, 2008

Bottom Secret

Referring to a story or information that was so sensitive it should have been kept top secret, but the whole school/office knows.

Can refer to any story that didn't "leak" so much as flood, but most effectively used when referring to secret butt secks.

Bro 1- Broski, you hear 'bout dat Alexia gurl?

Bro 2-Dude, her bottom secret is bottom secret. Everyone knows what happened at that party...

Bill Clinton thought his fornication with Monica Lewinsky was private business, butt then it became bottom secret.

by Durka Durka A11ah April 1, 2011

[Boobie]-secret

secrets which girls share with one of their chest pressed against another(sometimes while changing clothes), the most private, and possibly life-destroying secrets, usually told in a locker room, or in a bathroom.

Jill told Rachel a Boobie-secret in the girl's locker room! Jacki told me it was about butt-zits!

by SLYX January 12, 2009

Secret Admirer

Taking a dump in a public restroom and not flushing it. You never know who will admire your work of art afterward.

I left a secret admirer at church today.

by The Rasta December 26, 2008

secret sauce

A homogeneous mixture of two or more condiments found in the fridge. Any number of condiments may be used, such as ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, or soy sauce. Salad dressing may be added as well. Secret sauce is not at all secret, it's just never the same thing twice. It is usually made as a dipping sauce for fruggets.

I was bored with the individual condiments, so I mixed them all together in a big bowl of secret sauce.

by sambarnes February 28, 2008