scissor sisters

1. A band that bastardized the song Comfortably Numb and is attempting to bring disco back.
2. The last sign of the apocalypse.

The scissor sisters will enrage the gods and frost giants thus provoking them both into battle with eachother therefor bringing forth Ragnarok.

by Red and Brown Grass Rat December 12, 2004

rock-paper-scissors

The only way to settle a dispute before resorting to violence.

Dude: "Shotgun!"
Buddy: "Challenge!"
Both: "One two three.."
Buddy: "Fuckin hell!"
Dude: "Hahaha, you're sittin' bitch"

by Big Tim November 14, 2003

Scissor Kill, Bitch

The act of killing another with a pair of scissors. This of course is not the only prerequisite, you must follow a precise set of steps to obtain a true Scissor Kill, Bitch.

1) Stick in the person, anywhere is fine.
2)Twist.
3)Rotate 360 degrees while slowly opening the scissors.
4)Bust a nut in the wound.
5)Repeat until target is eliminated.

"Daddy, why does mommy have a pair of scissors stuck in her back."

"Scissor kill, bitch."

*Cries of a child*

by Unfrgvbl fo life January 4, 2008

Scissor Kickin' It

1.When two or more lesbian are hanging out.
2. Lesbians actually scissoring for sexual pleasure.

Megan and Lisa dissappeared again, they must be Scissor Kickin' It.

by Stubbytoe February 5, 2010

Scissor Whip

The act of two lesbians using the handle of whip as a double sided dildo to scissor while riding horses. Also often using the whip to speed the horse up.

Dude, I totally saw those chicks scissor whip it!

by clevelandsteamer40000 October 17, 2011

hairy scissor

When you have an unscheduled dismount were one's legs are spread apart while up-side down in the air.

Oh shit! I have to grab her horse! She just pulled a hairy scissor! I hope she's alright!

by Mary Va j j December 21, 2007

bungee scissors

1. A term used to describe an object or an idea that has no purpose but to cause disaster.

2. A completely unnecessary object, person or idea.

3. Something or someone that commits sabotage.

"We totally allowed ourselves to fail. Let's make sure we don't bring the bungee scissors next time."

by churnice May 2, 2009