Satans log

When you take a shit at least two times the diameter of your butthole

Me taking a shit

OOWWWW IT FEELS LIKE I SHAT OUT SATANS LOG

by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021

satan's jizz

A large amount is bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat.

Shaqueena: gimme dat nut
D'Yarrell: yea baby take my juice
Shaqueena: that burns like Satan's jizz.
D'Yarrell: some penisillin will help later.

by Satansjizz June 7, 2014

Satan Sauce

Synonym for semen

Matt: hey bro, why are your hands so sticky?
Alex: Oh, I just shot a big load of Satan Sauce.
Matt: Thanks

by ianlikesbigballs June 7, 2018

satan’s latter

5 or more men performing oral sex in interlocking positions

Me and the guys are climbing satan’s latter tonight, you in?

by Stewies January 15, 2018

Satan's pacifier

Puritan slang for buttplug.

And I exhort you, men and women of Salem, indulge not in ingesting Satan's pacifier!

by saccharine delight December 21, 2013

Queen Satan

Queen Satan is the true Queen of Hell and all things hell, Owner of The Dank Kingdom and all things that have glitter on it. Insert :naenae: here

Yooo, is that Queen Satan.

Bro, I feel like Queen Satan is about to ban me.

by SpoopyPotato October 12, 2020

Satan's Children

A server filled with high intellect user who singled handily solved world peace and hunger. And remember with the power of Satan you're side you can do anything ! ;)

Hey looks its Satan's Children the only place where we wont be held back from all the horrors of god and his bad nature hail hitler!!!

by Je SUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS February 26, 2021