Urban Santa

Urban Santa is like normal santa but more ghetto. he would say things such as lololololol rather than hohoho.

Normal Santa: "Hohoho"
Urban Santa : "lololololol"
See the difference?

by Deejay300 December 17, 2008

Chocolate Santa

The UPS delivery man. He dresses in brown and brings you gifts.

All the people in my office love it when Chocolate Santa arrives!

by JohnBarleCorne September 27, 2010

santa claus

When you have a lot of weed and you don't want to smoke it in any usual way, you throw lot of weed in your fireplace, while your mate is up, on the roof and he's getting one fucking hot shot right from the chimney.

Pete: Hey, mate where´s Kevin?

Dave (while throwing the weed into fireplace, grinning): He´s on the roof getting santa claused right now.

by funny_frog January 1, 2018

Santa Claus

After copulation, a partner makes a mustache and/or beard with semen on the other partner.

After the blow job, he gave her a Santa Claus.

by PeteRepeat October 1, 2006

Santa Maria

The other Little Tijuana located on the central coast in California. Its thirty minutes South of SLO and about 45 min North of Santa Barbara. What use to be a beautiful valley now looks like a city land fill.

Facebook Now has a page that a few thousand people feel that crossing over the Santa Maria Border feels like going into mexico aka Tijuana .

Also know for having the worlds best Strawberries and Santa Maria Stlye BBQ and Tri-tip.

You are sure this isn't little Tijuana?
Sadly yes this is Santa Maria!

by bubbles234 February 21, 2011

santa maria

a slutty girls school in the nothern suburbs of melbourne who have shit teachers and pornstars for students.

"hey alessandra on our free period wanna go get laid?" "yeah cos santa maria sucks ass..mm i wouldnt mind doing that actually."

by hairydick February 11, 2008

Meat Santa

A butcher; especially in the month of December.

{Butcher}: Here's your prime rib, all wrapped up real nice.
{Customer}: Thank you, and have a merry Christmas, Meat Santa!

by Telephony December 5, 2018