salt log

A soft pretzel

Good god that salt log is so tasty

by professional salt log January 29, 2018

wiener salting

The act of creating friction between your penis and a mattress. An advanced form of masturbation.

I've been doing so much wiener salting last night I should become an honorary citizen of Tuzla.

by Kiperovski October 18, 2016

In salt veritas

In vino veritas but when you have a "zi de marți".

Vladimir: How did you find out Oliver has microdick?
Andrew: Oh you know, we were on salt one night and he told me. You know the old saying; in salt veritas.

Vladimir: Dang, I also say things I shouldn't be saying on it.

by tommyzat November 14, 2022

salt bae

An extremely weird Turkish guy who happened to get pictured at the best time. Has become an internet meme

Damn who is that guy?"
Oh him? He is just a salt bae

by Dank Meme Enthusiasts January 29, 2017

Salted Caramel

The substance that forms when vanilla ice cream is put into someones butthole and subsequently churned by means of penis so that it mixes with the fecal matter. It is brown, sweet and sticky like actual salted caramel.

Jon: Hey I saw you go home with that girl last night, how was that?

Oscar: She was a freak, we made salted caramel and I fed it to her.

Jon: Ew.

by dollapingaz May 26, 2015

dad's salt

A special, secret, blend of salts manufactured by my father

I will now sprinkle a large amount of dad's salt onto my noodles.

by MrWamosh May 11, 2004

salt monster

a person that has become extremely salty. They are extremely embarrassed or mad at something.

person 1: You just got your ankles broken!!

Person 2: SALT MONSTER!

Person 3(salt monster): damn.

by SpanishTron March 26, 2011