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Smack my Bone and call me Sally

A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.
Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.
by Royal Oak Douchebag January 26, 2012
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Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.
Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"
by DougieT May 30, 2006
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well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here
well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA
by super mega poop December 9, 2013
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Lop Sided Sally

When one's nipples have one whom hangs lower then the counter part.
Hey did you see Sadie's Lop Sided Sally?
by Cocks. Mcgee. August 12, 2010
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a old sally

Someone old whos name is sally
John: whos that
Bo: thats just a old sally
mugGet the a old sallymug.

Sallied

Sold or ruined an opportunity to do something good.
Gavin:Bro you sallied that goal.
James: I know, my bad.
by farty mcfartson February 24, 2022
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Sally

Sally is a Gun
I got Sally why would I run
by Gds St hj September 19, 2022
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