Dipshit Switch

A) v. 2011. Texas:USA; The act of OR reference to the act of utilizing dipshittedness for benefit or profit by invoking changes in inherent spending pattern options common among dipshits in a social economy.

B) n. 2011. Texas:USA;

1)A button or lever that catalyzes events more complicated than engagement of said button or lever, but less complicated than that which a 2 year old could handle.
2)The 'post' or 'send' button on any internet forum page when pressed by a dipshit.

A) A major gas company makes a subtle, unannounced and un-signposted change to the order of octane ratings and related pricing on their gas pumps, causing busy consumers to unknowingly purchase high octane gas for their 94 civic. This is a dipshit switch.

by ByePhilJ June 3, 2011

Switch Ttreamer

the bigger brother of a twitch streamer. If you see one of these, there is no doubt that you will end up dead in the sweat that they produce. All switch ttreamers also show signs of having the big gay.

Hey bro, wanna play some Fortnite?
Nah dude the switch ttreamer are out tonight

by Roudyboi420 November 10, 2018

switch up

when ur mood is calm , then someone does something, they your mod faes up and you are really mad in an instance, uve switched up

happy boy, someone steps on his toe at goose fair, boy switches up and starts smackin' the place out

by JunioR SkYline October 2, 2003

Taco Switch

A chinese firedrill during an orgy. To exchange sexual partners with someone close by, preferrably during group sex.

Chuck got tired of Amy during the orgy and called for a taco switch.

by Ben Smith December 12, 2004

Switch Sides

To go from a straight person to a gay person.

After Joan divorced her husband, she decided to switch sides and be with another woman.

by kanaan316 April 9, 2022

Care-switch

Care-switch, n. - a switch in the male brain that, in a majority of men, malfunctions frequently. It controls the male's ability to give a fuck about people they love, predominantly females. In most cases, the male's switch will randomly flip to reverse, causing the male to become a distant asshat that can no longer shows signs of love, kindness, or caring towards special people in their lives. This unfortunate component of a male's brain causes distress to those the male used to care about. The only way to avoid care-switch related drama is to disassociate oneself from any kind of male contact, regardless of one's gender.

Girl: He broke my heart for no reason! He said he loved me thousands of times, but in just a few days he stopped caring about me completely! What's wrong with him?!

Girl 2: His care-switch just got flipped. Happens all the fuckin' time.

by I'll Watch You Burn March 5, 2012

Coat Switching

When two separate couples are having sex and using condoms, the men roll their condoms off themselves and switch condoms with each other.

The porn I was watching was weird enough, then all of a sudden there was a coat switching in the middle of a foursome.

by Twice bitten June 26, 2009