Venetian Sunrise

A sexual move in which, as the man is getting a boner, the woman gives him a blowjob, trying to get him to cum before his erection is in full bloom.

Barry gave me the best Venetian Sunrise ever on Friday, it was insane.

by Urban Dictionary March 24, 2008

dryer surprise

When you open the dryer to put wet laundry in only to discover "someone" left it full of clothes.

I'll just put these clothes into the - uh-OH - WTF! - dryer surprise!

by da Chetster July 22, 2010

Tinder Surprise

An unplanned baby arising from an internet date.

After a night of unprotected sex with an internet date, he received a most unwelcome call announcing an unexpected and entirely unplanned baby: Tinder Surprise!

by bakermouse January 4, 2016

Surprise, Arizona

One of the shittiest, most depressing places to live in Arizona. Boring as all hell.

Surprise, Arizona is lame as fuck.

by Longrod Von Hugendong III July 30, 2012

Thailand surprise

A "Thailand surprise" is when your female date, prostitute, etc. reveals her genitalia, which, to your surprise, are male genitals.

The climactic scene in "The Crying Game" is a textbook example of a "Thailand Surprise."

by Brice Guthtree January 15, 2006

Surprise Pudding

While in the process of removing a chick's underwear (or men for you turd burglars out there) you discover a smear, stain, etc., of fecal matter.

Yo son, don't fuck with that bitch. Last night i damn near tossed my cookies when i came across some surprise pudding in her draws.

by Ya Moma? September 10, 2005

Staten Island Surprise

Having a female sit on your face, expecting to perform cunnilingus on her, only to have her suddenly defecate on/in your mouth before robbing you of your wallet and fleeing the scene. Named after the New York Borough that popularized the practice.

Yo, Tony? Did you hear what happened to Joe the other night? That hoe from the bar gave him a Staten Island Surprise.

by Bumpy Dallas March 18, 2010