The ultimate in modern security searches to be performed by TSA officials on members of the public at the entry of all government facilities and prior to those citizens boarding any form of transportation.
Citizens wishing to board an airplane, for example, are gate raped by members of the TSA through a thorough pat down and followed up with the "strip-n-spread", wherein the citizen disrobes, lays back and is fitted into comfy warm stirrups prior to their mandatory cavity search.
Citizens wishing to board an airplane, for example, are gate raped by members of the TSA through a thorough pat down and followed up with the "strip-n-spread", wherein the citizen disrobes, lays back and is fitted into comfy warm stirrups prior to their mandatory cavity search.
Before TSA implemented the strip-n-spread I was so scared of taking the bus to work. Now I can feel secure in knowing that my fellow passengers have nothing explosive shoved up their asterisk
by justthinkin' November 28, 2010
food that makes you AHHHHHHhhhhhh-
macaroni with the chicken strips AHHH-
by ChickenStrips.com October 19, 2021
While after your done with your fun, you stand above the female as she is laying down and you beat your meat over her so than when you cum, it flys all over her in such a way a plane would land on a land strip.
by ScottyBallz April 22, 2007
An adult entertainment club that features pre-op transgender women or men. A lot like the transgender women you can find at Hush Night promoted by Lennox love entertainment.
by Lenoxloveent October 04, 2018
The curtains that obstruct the path of the penis, also known as excess meat surrounding the external portion of the vagina
I was south of the border and i got suffocated by these damn strip steak butterflies. Bitch could take flight at a moments notice!
by Horia February 14, 2007
A long like of shit that has been dropped across the entire street in order to make on-coming vehicles spatter the shit all over there tires and fender, or have to stop and turn around.
Bob: "Dude, why were you late for Stacey's party last night?"
Joe: "Well, I was coming and making good time until some jerk-offs decided to pinch out a Jewish Spike Strip over Third Street and I had to take the long way!"
Joe: "Well, I was coming and making good time until some jerk-offs decided to pinch out a Jewish Spike Strip over Third Street and I had to take the long way!"
by whitepower21 July 23, 2009
by DobbyTheBuckbeak July 06, 2019