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stemming the rose

From Brokeback Mountain, Ennis and Jake's boss says - "You guys wasn't gettin' paid to leave the dogs babysit the sheep, while you stemmed the rose"

Stemming the rose
by PhilDM1 January 10, 2009
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screaming seagull

when you are doing it on the beach, you pull it out, roll it in the sand, then cram it back in
that hooker dug her nails into my back while i was bangin her on the beach so i gave her a screaming seagull
by bradincali March 2, 2007
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Steamin semen

When a homosexual couple are getting ready to have intercourse, one male wraps his genitals in a scolding hot towel. when his penis is super hot, he spanks his partner until he ejaculates all over the partners chest.
me and my boyfriend were totally fucking last night and then he pulled a steamin semen!!!
by SCHIEFFY December 31, 2008
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Stemming

Stemming itself, is the act of anal sex, whilst the "receiver" has chronic, unstoppable diarrhoea, therefore "stemming" the flow. Beware of projectile sprays, and the preparation of plastic sheeting beforehand is a very commonly held practice.

Stemming is something beautiful that occurs between either straight couples, or gay men. It is generally the man, or the "daddy" doing the stemming, as the woman needs an extra attachment to make it work, therefore making it less popular.

Warning: Be conscious of causing an unintentional rose-bud, or pink sock. These events are widely known to be very disconcerting.
Example 1;

Man 1 enters room, and gags/vomits uncontrollably, "Oh my god, this room is vile... and the smell!"

Man 2, "Oh yeah, I brought this filthy bitch back last night and I was stemming her all night... I should probably clean this mess up."

Example 2;

Man 1, "Did I tell about what happened last night? Oh dear... My girlfriend had chronic diarrhoea for hours, and the only thing I could think of to stop it was shoving my cock in her arse!"

Man 2, "Urgh?!? Really?! You stemmed her?"

Man 1, with a big shitty grin on his face, "Yeah, it did surprise her... and she's still cleaning up the mess now. Haha!"

Man 2, "Filthy bitch."
by MasterNameless July 11, 2011
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streaking across the quad

To run naked across a large field-like common area, usually associated with a college campus.
I'm so drunk! Lets go streaking across the quad!
by aliclaire August 31, 2012
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screaming

You’re “screaming” if something makes you laugh so hysterically that you’re basically just hollering like you’re about to charge into battle.

This was already an expression before the internet, so the origin is uncertain.
Last night I ate a burrito, and then accidentally vomited it onto my cat.”

“im fucking screaming”
by YodelinBurrito July 9, 2022
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Strafing Run

To masturbate furiously onto a girl's face until you ejaculate
"My gitlfriends got the pink eye after I did a strafing run on her face last night"
by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008
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