swinging the badger

the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger

oh mate i swung the badger last night... was mint
i might be swinging the badger tonight

by Badgerswinger12334 November 12, 2013

slinging his bag

When your balls stick to your leg and you try to get them free. This is the act of them swinging, or slinging, to freedom.

"Did you see Sean slinging his bag after practice?"

by JoJoTheJonas September 28, 2017

Swinging Door

When you’re having sex with your woman, and your balls are hanging by her “brown eye”, the woman then farts causing your balls to swing back like a door.

Bro, Selina totally gave me the “Swinging Door”!

by Kgizzel November 24, 2018

Singing

Singing is a thing invented by the Barb God Nicki Minaj after realising her hit single “Grand Piano” Singing has been done by multiple other female artists after the original came out by Nicki herself

Person 1: I wanna do some singing
Person 2: make sure to pray to Nicki Minaj first to give credit!!!!

by Orangepeel1938 December 28, 2020

Lap Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap and swing!

Example 1: Hey, it is so your turn to be on bottom for lap swinging!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011

Spit singing

Also known as beat boxing

Spit singing is when you sing by spitting.

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 22, 2020

Singing in the shower

A concert, with the echo sound effects and the smoke machine, but without the fans. Or talent.

I was singing in the shower the other day, brought the house down

by Brickdictionary118 October 20, 2013