Squirrel Porn

A disabled gay man having sex with a man dressed in a Squirrel costume in a public place, typically a park

Squirrel Porn - "Oh barry, your tail feels so good"

by AllSeingEye June 16, 2011

Beer Squirrel

A person who brings beer over to your house, then forgets where he left his beer(s), then the next time he comes over, he remembers, "Oh yeah, I have beer here!" This is in line with a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter but forgetting where he hid the nuts.

Marcia: "Hey Ross, do you want to come over and watch The Big Lebowski tonight?"
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."

by MCBassGuitar June 2, 2015

flat squirrel

One who is indecisive.

Come on, dude! Don't be a flat squirrel.

by Abbieiscool November 24, 2016

Horny Squirrel

To be attracted to every female/ person you see, and to exhibit characteristics of a furry mammal, particularly a squirrel

"Why is Matt scampering from girl to girl, trying to get with them?"
"IDK, he's just being a horny squirrel"

by laresistance August 25, 2014

Fat squirrel

When someone puts one testicle in each cheek and your penis rest on their forehead

Bro this girl fat squirreled me last night and I about lost my nut

by Killer kiwi 6969 February 19, 2021

Squirrel Flip

When you flip your girl's skirt up so you can see what color panties she's wearing.

"Jake, give Angie a squirrel flip so we can settle this bet!"

"They're blue today!"

by Deadly44 September 26, 2020

Squirrel Pocket

N. Scrotum. Particularly that which has been closely shorn.

I fell to the floor when she kicked me in my squirrel pocket.

by Lexis Fugit November 20, 2009