sports park

Backing one's car into a parking space for the purpose of being ready to leave in a hurry.

The car was sports-parked in front of the bank.

I like to sports park in the lot so I can get out ahead of everyone else.

by phillid March 02, 2011

sports entertainment

Another name for wrestling. WWE is the best known federation, but NWA/TNA and ROH are also well known. It technically isn't sport since it is predefined/fake.

WWE has gone shit recently...DX RULE.

by YidMaster2144 June 28, 2005

tongue sports

Intense exercise of the tongue requiring much practice

Lauren: Don't stick your tongue out at me! That was violent! You're going to strain your tongue!
Dan: Are you kidding? I've been practicing my tongue sports lately!! I'm still nowhere near as good as you yet though

by bestunderwear September 18, 2005

Wii Sports

Code for Sex If you know what i mean. The remote going up and down under the covers Like mario cleaning peachs pipe ehh ohh ehh ohh

*next to ur mom and ur friend* Son: Damn that was some crazy Wii sports last night bro! Friend: Yea she got the remote right? Son: Hellz Yah! Mom: What are you talking about? Son: A video game

by Flowerlily August 03, 2015

sports boner

Excitement do to a great physical sports related feat.

I got a major sports boner when Kirby Pucket made that leaping catch in the 1987 World Series

by q-tip September 27, 2006

blood sports

Cunnilinctus performed on a menstruating woman

"Phillip, now that fox hunting is illegal, let's stay in this afternoon for some blood sports" said Elizabeth with a twinkle in her eye.

by Dunky Oggins December 10, 2003

spoiled sport

Petty, spiteful complaining after losing a sporting event.

The spoiled sports pummeled our mascot after we won the big game.

by RKeller1 April 19, 2010