I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when WAM! I got sneaked right in the head by a flying Skecher.
by Yeehaw55 February 26, 2025

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by NikkiBubblebutt July 27, 2018

Group of people mainly living in ,ndip, or ,P-town,. Everyone in ile-perrot knows that they ain't cappin.
by lil soap August 25, 2020

“Jennifer didn’t want to kiss me in front of everybody so instead i used the sneak attack kiss method. She loved it”
by daddy.daniel December 9, 2017

This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.
Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.
The other terrorists golf clap.
Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.
The other terrorists golf clap.
“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”
“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”
“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”
by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020

by AnalMelania September 19, 2019
