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Shadow Simping

Simping for someone who is already in a relationship.
“Gus is a cool guy but he’s always shadow simping for Mike’s girl so I don’t really trust him.”
by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022
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Shadow Default

Coined in 2023. When someone in Canada cannot pay their mortgage and they haven't defaulted by banking standards. However, their loan balance is increasing and amortization is being pushed out because they cannot afford to pay (negative amortization). The default is happening in the shadows as it is not being picked up by regulators or the public. The person is in a shadow default.
Tom took out that variable rate mortgage in 2021 when he creamed his shorts to buy a house. He is now in shadow default as rates went up and he can't afford the mortgage.
by Market Mania September 5, 2023
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shadow crook

A penis darker than the shade of your skin tone. They tend to be bent or crooked.
Thanks to my shadow crook, I have to pee side ways.
by Blackchick August 11, 2015
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shadow ninja

that horse is like shadow ninja
by kayden omniverse January 13, 2018
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Shadow Bunny

The third-party you enlist to bounce your mattress so that god still loves you.
Yeah Matt was my shadow bunny last night, I owe him some lunch.
by Dionysus’ dick July 17, 2023
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Shadows of Allowance

A totally bitchin' 4 piece rock band from Hawley, Pennsylvania, which currently consists of Connor Nelson, Shane McKinney, Logan Siegfried, and Shane Losey. They got one album called Failures and Flatlines everywhere online and a even better reissue of it.
Person 1: Did you hear the new Shadows of Allowance album?
Person 2: yeah I'm currently having an existential crisis because of it.
by Gef and Canoli February 3, 2018
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Sushi Shadow

The absence of desirable sushi plates on a sushi train due to a sushi thief or sushi hog being positioned up train from you; stealing your chosen plate before it reaches you.
-- Where are all the money bag plates?

= We are in Tina Yothers' "Sushi Shadow"
by xhoochx March 17, 2014
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